Business Details
Your Premier Biohacking Wellness Destination in Colts Neck, NJ
Functionised Wellness is a pioneering health and human performance organization dedicated to optimizing physical and mental well-being through cutting-edge biohacking techniques, functional medicine, and personalized fitness solutions. Our team of certified experts, including performance psychologists, chiropractors, and nutritionists, leverages advanced technologies like AI-driven fitness equipment, 3D body scanning, and cryolipolysis to deliver measurable results. With a focus on science-backed methodologies, we empower clients to achieve peak performance, sustainable weight loss, and enhanced longevity. Our commitment to innovation is reflected in our proprietary $FITS crypto rewards program and partnerships with leading health institutions. Since our founding, we have served over 800 clients in Colts Neck, NJ, and surrounding areas, maintaining a 4.9-star rating across multiple platforms.Our holistic approach integrates nutritional optimization, neurofeedback training, and stress management protocols to address individual needs. We prioritize client education, offering free consultations and workshops to foster long-term wellness habits. Our facility features state-of-the-art equipment like ARX adaptive resistance machines and FIT3D body composition analyzers. Through continuous research and community engagement, we strive to redefine modern wellness standards while maintaining strict adherence to ethical practices and client confidentiality.
Services
Functional Medicine
Biohacking Fitness
Cryolipolysis
Chiropractic Care
Performance Psychology
Nutritional Optimization
AI Fitness Training
Body Composition Analysis
Stress Management
Neurofeedback Training
Highlights and features
- We offer AI-powered personalized fitness programs with real-time data analytics
- Our team includes certified performance psychologists and chiropractors
- We utilize FDA-approved cryolipolysis technology for non-invasive fat reduction
- We provide 3D body composition analysis for precise progress tracking
- Our nutritionists create science-backed personalized diet plans
What people say
Professional and on point
Great customer experience
Substantial improvement
Highly recommend
Super friendly staff
Services
Biohacking Fitness
Our AI-powered fitness programs use adaptive resistance machines and 3D body scanning to create personalized workouts that optimize strength gains and fat loss. This technology-driven approach delivers measurable results in less time than traditional gym routines. Clients receive weekly data-driven adjustments to maximize efficiency and prevent plateaus, making it ideal for busy professionals seeking optimal physical performance.
Cryolipolysis
This non-invasive fat reduction treatment freezes stubborn fat cells using controlled cooling technology, which the body naturally eliminates over time. FDA-approved procedures target specific areas like the abdomen, thighs, and chin without surgery or downtime. Most clients see visible results within 8-12 weeks when combined with our nutritional guidance programs.
Performance Psychology
Specialized mental training programs help athletes and professionals develop focus, resilience, and stress management skills through biofeedback and cognitive-behavioral techniques. Our PhD-certified psychologist works with high-achievers to overcome mental barriers and optimize performance in sports, business, and personal endeavors using evidence-based methodologies.
Functional Medicine
Personalized healthcare approach addressing root causes of chronic conditions through nutritional optimization, hormone balancing, and genetic testing. Our practitioners combine conventional medicine with alternative therapies to create comprehensive treatment plans for long-term wellness improvements and disease prevention strategies.
Body Composition Analysis
Advanced FIT3D scanning technology provides detailed body composition metrics including muscle distribution, fat percentage, and postural imbalances. This data creates baseline measurements and tracks progress with 98% accuracy, enabling precise adjustments to fitness and nutrition programs for optimal results.
People
Dr. Michael V. Brandon
Chiropractor
Certified chiropractor specializing in musculoskeletal health and performance optimization with over 15 years of clinical experience in integrative wellness approaches.
Chantea Goetz
Performance Psychologist
Doctor of Psychology with specialization in performance enhancement, offering evidence-based mental training techniques to athletes and professionals seeking peak cognitive and emotional performance improvements.
Jim Goetz
Chief of Human Performance
Certified strength and conditioning specialist with expertise in exercise physiology and human performance optimization, developing science-driven training programs for elite athletes and general population.
Questions
What makes Functionised Wellness's biohacking approach unique?
We combine AI-driven fitness technology with functional medicine and cryolipolysis for comprehensive health optimization, using real-time data analytics to personalize every aspect of your wellness journey.
Are your fitness programs suitable for beginners?
Yes, our AI-powered equipment automatically adjusts to your fitness level, and our certified trainers provide personalized guidance to ensure safe, effective workouts for all experience levels.
How does cryolipolysis work for fat reduction?
Controlled cooling technology targets and freezes fat cells without damaging surrounding tissue, which your body naturally eliminates over 8-12 weeks with visible, permanent results.
Do you offer virtual wellness consultations?
Yes, we provide remote consultations for performance psychology, nutrition planning, and wellness coaching through secure video conferencing platforms with our expert practitioners.
What wellness technology do you use?
We utilize ARX adaptive resistance machines, FIT3D body scanners, and neurofeedback systems to deliver data-driven, personalized wellness solutions with measurable outcomes.
How do you track client progress?
We use 3D body composition analysis, metabolic testing, and performance metrics tracked through wearable technology to provide objective progress measurements and data-informed program adjustments.
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Reviews (4)
Michelle Jackson
Jan 02, 2022
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I have been to many globo gyms across the country during my visits. I have never been to such a unique and efficient gym in my life. I am forever a lifetime member. I look and feel better than I ever would have at some HIIT group or globo gym. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
Carol Fannin
Dec 27, 2021
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Im speechless on the amazing place that the Functionised FIT Lab is. I didn't believe I could get a workout done in under 20 minutes. The FIT Team is right- science prevails.
Jessica Kissee
Dec 24, 2021
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I was skeptical at first, I will admit. But this "Mecca of Biohacking" truly is the future of fitness. I am stronger and feel better than I ever have in my entire life! If you want the best, there is no other than the FIT Lab at Functionised.
Olin Mowery
Aug 25, 2021
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I lost 150 lbs. I gained immense strength. I started my own (now thriving) business (the FIT Lab is an awesome place for networking). My labs are now under control. I could not be happier!!! I owe my success to Jim and Chantea Goetz of Functionised. Keep up the amazing work. You two and your entire team will be forever in my gratitude. Thank you.
