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Craft Brewery in Randolph, NJ | Fort Nonsense Brewing
Fort Nonsense Brewing was founded in January 2018 by brothers Andrew, Thomas, and James Aslanian in Denville, New Jersey, later relocating to Randolph in October 2021. Our nanobrewery emphasizes locally sourced ingredients and fosters a welcoming community atmosphere where patrons can enjoy craft beer, board games, and trivia nights. We prioritize education through brewery tours and tastings, offering insights into the brewing process and our unique beer varieties. Our expanded facility at 220 Franklin Road features a larger brewhouse, taproom, outdoor beer garden, and private event space. We specialize in classic ales and lagers with creative twists, including seasonal and experimental brews like our Benedict Amber Traitor Ale and Saison Absurdit.

As a family-run operation, we collaborate with local businesses to support the community while providing a relaxed environment for all craft beer enthusiasts. Our taproom operates Wednesday through Sunday with extended hours on weekends, complemented by regular updates on social media for events and beer availability. We offer growler fills, canned beer for takeout, and private event rentals in our dedicated Barrel Room. Our commitment to quality, community engagement, and innovative brewing has established us as a distinctive presence in Morris County's craft beer scene. We invite patrons to experience our unique blend of tradition and creativity, one cold beer at a time.
Services
Brewery Tours Beer Tastings Growler Fills Private Events Beer Sales Food Partnerships
Details
  • Year established: 2018
Highlights and features
  • We are family-owned and operated with deep roots in Morris County.
  • Our beers feature locally sourced ingredients whenever possible.
  • We offer educational brewery tours and tastings for all experience levels.
  • Our taproom hosts community events like trivia nights and seasonal festivals.
  • We provide a private event space for gatherings up to 50 people.
What people say
Amazing local brewery Great beer selection Friendly staff Fun trivia nights Excellent tours
Services
Brewery Tours
Guided tours of our brewing facility educate guests on the craft beer production process. Visitors learn about ingredient sourcing, brewing techniques, and our unique recipes. Tours include tastings of our current beer lineup, providing hands-on experience with our brewing philosophy.
Beer Tastings
Curated tasting experiences allow patrons to sample our rotating selection of ales, lagers, and experimental brews. Knowledgeable staff explain flavor profiles, ingredient origins, and pairing suggestions. Tastings accommodate groups of all experience levels in a relaxed, educational environment.
Private Events
Our Barrel Room hosts private gatherings for up to 50 guests. The space features dedicated service, customizable beer selections, and event coordination support. Ideal for celebrations, corporate meetings, or beer-focused social events in a brewery setting.
Beer Sales
We sell canned beer and growler fills for off-site consumption. Current offerings include core brands and seasonal releases in 6-packs, crowlers, and growlers. Our staff provides guidance on beer styles, storage, and optimal serving temperatures for home enjoyment.
Food Partnerships
We collaborate with local restaurants to provide food options for our taproom patrons. Partners include pizzerias, delis, and ethnic cuisine specialists delivering directly to our brewery. This program supports small businesses while offering customers diverse dining choices with their beer.
People
Andrew Aslanian
Co-Owner
Co-founder Andrew Aslanian brings home brewing expertise and family tradition to Fort Nonsense. His passion for craft beer drives our experimental recipes and community-focused approach in Morris County.
Thomas Aslanian
Co-Owner
Thomas Aslanian combines business acumen with brewing knowledge to manage daily operations. He ensures our nanobrewery maintains quality standards while fostering a welcoming environment for all patrons.
James Aslanian
Co-Owner
James Aslanian oversees production and innovation at Fort Nonsense. His technical background from early home brewing experiments helps create unique beer profiles that define our brand identity.
Questions
What are your taproom hours?
We're open Wednesday-Friday 4PM-10PM, Saturday 12PM-10PM, and Sunday 12PM-6PM. Closed Mondays and Tuesdays.
Can I bring food to the brewery?
Yes! We're a BYOF establishment. You may bring your own food or have it delivered from local restaurants to our address.
Do you offer brewery tours?
Guided tours are available by appointment. They include behind-the-scenes access and beer tastings. Book through our contact form.
Are private events allowed?
Yes! Our Barrel Room accommodates up to 50 guests. Inquire via our website with event details for availability.
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit cards and cash for beer sales and events. Check with food delivery partners for their payment options.
Do you sell beer to go?
Yes! Choose from 6-packs, crowlers, or growlers of our current offerings. Check social media for the latest available beers.